The last 'His Dark Materials' book is a nightmare. I started to read that when I was twelve. I still haven't finished it. There were so many characters - I can't keep track of them all. It's like Philip Pullman's answer to A Game of Thrones. :o

What I hate is the 'hey guys, you know what would be totally edgy'. Like, no. No no no no no...

Well, it looks like I'm officially never leaving the internet ever again...