badly_knitted | Drabble: Fair Warning

Title: Fair Warning

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Owen, Ianto, Jack.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 387: Drink at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto does not make idle threats.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

“I’d kill for a cup of Ianto’s coffee right now!” Owen informed his teammates.

“While I’m flattered, that would be a bit extreme,” Ianto replied. “Besides, who would you kill?”

“Jack of course, the moron who got us into this mess.”

“Ah, in that case you’ll have to wait a bit, he’s already busy being dead. I should point out that if you were to kill him when he revives, it wouldn’t get you a cup of coffee, but it would lead to you drinking decaf for the foreseeable future. Just so you know.”

“Forget I said anything.”

“Smart decision.”

The End