Double Drabble: Secret Code

[badly_knitted]

 


Title: Secret Code
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Team.
Rating: PG-13
Written For: Challenge 868: Code at torchwood100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: The team think they’ve cracked Jack and Ianto’s secret code. They’re wrong.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble.
 


 

Whenever Jack strode into the Hub, calling out that he and Ianto were going Weevil hunting, the other three team members would look at each other and smirk; they all knew that Weevil Hunting was code for going off somewhere to shag each other’s brains out. Or so they believed.

 
Actually, Weevil Hunting was code for Weevil Hunting. The rest of the team didn’t seem to get that, with the Weevils being an ongoing problem, it was often necessary to round up and tag newcomers. It was also a good idea to keep a lookout for potential problems before trouble could boil over, things such as overcrowding in the more popular sections of the sewers, what Weevils saw as the more desirable neighbourhoods, and check for above-ground nests in the most rundown areas of the city. Paying attention to things like that meant the team had fewer rogue Weevils to deal with.
 

No, when Jack and Ianto wanted to slip away somewhere to shag each other’s brains out, which they often did, the only code they needed was a raised eyebrow and a tilt of the head from Ianto, or Jack fingering his braces. Body language worked better than words.
 

 
The End
 




 
 
 

Comments

[mxcatmoon]

LOL. The disturbing part is that you would think the team would figure it out when they dragged a Weevil back to the Hub, or returned with scrapes and torn clothing, but now, they probably imagine the two shagging during the Weevil hunting. Not that I would put it past Jack. 😉

[badly_knitted]

*grins* Let's face it, most of the team aren't too observant!

Thank you!

[mxcatmoon]

LOL. The disturbing part is that you would think the team would figure it out when they dragged a Weevil back to the Hub, or returned with scrapes and torn clothing, but now, they probably imagine the two shagging during the Weevil hunting. Not that I would put it past Jack. 😉

[mrs_sweetpeach]

Silly team, missing the obvious on both scores. Although mxcatmoon raises a good point. With Jack, shagging while Weevil hunting is not out of the question.

[badly_knitted]

Mostly they shag AFTER the capture ;)

Thank you!