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Title: The Best Medicine
Author:

badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto is ailing, unable to do anything for himself and feeling very down in the dumps. Jack is desperate to cheer him up.
Word Count: 956
Written For:

samuraiter’s prompt ‘Author's Choice, Any, it's time to do the no-pants dance,’ at

fic_promptly.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC

( The Best Medicine... )

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: My Desk

Title: Buzzy Day
Author:

badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: G
Spoilers: Nada
Summary: There’s something buzzing around the Hub; what could it be?
Word Count: 500
Written For: Prompt 49: Buzz at

anythingdrabble.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

( Buzzy Day... )

Current Mood: sick
Current Location: My Desk

Title: Night Alert
Author:

badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: When the Rift alarms go off it the middle of the night, Jack and Ianto get a rude awakening.
Word Count: 1832
Written For:

samuraiter’s prompt ‘Author's Choice, Any, "Someone's stolen all the buttons off me shirt!" (Whose Line Is It Anyway? U.K.),’ at

fic_promptly.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

( Night Alert... )

Current Mood: blah
Current Location: My Desk

Title: Fixing It
Author:

badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack’s driving has had unusual repercussions, now he’ll have to fix the mess he’s inadvertently created.
Word Count: 893
Written For:

crookedspoon ’s prompt ‘Any, any, I tried to tell you,’ at

fic_promptly .
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

( Fixing It... )

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: My Desk
Current Music: TV

Title: Mechanical Misunderstanding
Author:

badly_knitted
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen, Gwen, Tosh
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: For once the Rift has brought the Torchwood Team something really worth having. They just need to be careful how they use it…
Word Count: 1110
Written For: My own prompt ‘Any, any, Moist owlet,’ at

fic_promptly .
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

( Mechanical Misunderstanding... )

Current Mood: stressed
Current Location: My Desk
Current Music: TV

Title: Hey Alarm Clock!
Author:

badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Nada
Summary: Ianto’s having a few problems with his new alarm clock; it seems to be faulty.
Word Count: 1461
Written For:

m_findlow ’s prompt ‘Any, any, "I'm going to shoot that alarm clock”,’ at

fic_promptly .
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC

( Hey Alarm Clock!... )

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: Transformed
Author:

badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack, Owen, Team.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2709
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto gets called into the Hub early one morning and finds Jack not quite himself.
Written For: Challenge #171: Amnesty, using Challenge #61: Transformation at

fan_flashworks , and my

genprompt_bingo square Mutation/Transformation.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Beware, ridiculousness masquerading as science.

( Transformed... )

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: Ianto Branches Out

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Spoilers: None.

Summary: Something odd has happened to Ianto, but explaining to Jack is proving a tad difficult.

Word Count: 913

Written For: wrabbit’s prompt ‘Any, Any, any character turns into a tree,’ at fic_promptly.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

( Ianto Branches Out... )

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: With The Fishes

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: It was an accident, but Ianto’s not in a very forgiving mood.

Word Count: 507

Written For: My own prompt ‘Any, any, Accidentally driving into a body of water,’ at fic_promptly.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

( With The Fishes... )

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: Pushing Owen’s Buttons

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Owen, Jack, Tosh, Gwen

Rating: PG-15

Word Count: 4359

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Just because a device is small and looks remarkably familiar, doesn’t mean it can’t cause Torchwood a whole heap of trouble!

Content Notes: Owen does like swearing…

Written For: Challenge #108: Fast-Forward at fan_flashworks.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

( Pushing Owen’s Buttons... )

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: One Of Those Days

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, mentions Owen and Gwen

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto’s day starts off badly and goes downhill from there.

Word Count: 660

Written For: My own prompt ‘Any, any, A bit of blue sky,’ at fic_promptly.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

( One Of Those Days... )

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: Giving The Talk

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Nosy, Ianto

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: After he and Ianto are interrupted while having sex, Jack finds himself having to explain the facts of life to someone.

Word Count: 541

Written For: juliet316’s prompt ‘Torchwood, Jack/author's choice, sex talk,’ at fic_promptly.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

( Giving The Talk... )

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: Bounce

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, Alien.

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 801

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: A new creature has fallen through the Rift, but the team are having a bit of trouble capturing it.

Content Notes: None needed.

Written For: Challenge #136: Hit The Wall at fan_flashworks.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: This started life as a drabble for the tw100 challenge, Awkward, but ended up as a fic for this challenge instead. Not sure how that happened…

( Bounce... )

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: Normal Is Relative

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, Owen, Tosh, Gwen

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: A normal day at Torchwood is nothing like a normal day elsewhere. It’s surprising what you can get used to.

Word Count: 725

Written For: My own prompt ‘Torchwood, Team, Strange and Unusual means a normal day at Torchwood,’ at fic_promptly.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

A/N: Posting this one for thepeachymonkey, because I mentioned it in passing and she wanted to read it.

( Normal Is Relative... )

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: Abducted

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, OCs

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto finds himself in a strange place with strange beings. What do they want with him?

Word Count: 677

Written For: My own prompt ‘Any, any, Alien abduction,’ at fic_promptly.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

( Abducted... )

Current Mood: stressed
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: Seeking Release

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Gwen, Rhys, Tosh, Ianto, Jack, mentions Owen

Rating: PG-13

Written For: Challenge 388: Innuendo at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Rhys is trying to help Gwen out of a sticky situation.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: 100 words wasn’t enough so I wrote this as a two-parter.

( Seeking Release... )

Current Mood: sick
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: Pink

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Eleventh Doctor, Ianto, Jack, Team.

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack wants to thank the Doctor for his help. Ianto knows the perfect gift.

Word Count: 917

Written For: juliet316’s prompt ‘Doctor Who, Ten or Eleven, Pink tie or bow tie,’ at fic_promptly.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.

( Pink... )

Current Mood: sick
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: Forever Blowing Bubbles

Author: badly_knitted

Characters/Pairing: Ianto/Jack, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Nosy

Rating: G

Word Count: 2062

Summary: Once again, Nosy’s insatiable curiosity lands it in another sticky situation, but this time fixing the problem isn’t Ianto’s responsibility.

Spoilers: None

Warnings: Silliness.

Beta: My amazing and wonderful friend timelordshines. Thank you!

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood or any of the characters. Which is sad.

A/N: I wrote this one ages ago, so I think it’s about time I posted it!

( Forever Blowing Bubbles... )

Current Mood: sick
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: All Gone

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto, completely unrepentant guilty party.

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack suffers a devastating loss. Ianto’s not terribly sympathetic.

Word Count: 382

Written For: Challenge 9: Whole at beattheblackdog.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

( All Gone... )

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

Title: A Few Bugs In The System

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Tosh, Ianto, Gwen, Owen, Mainframe, OCBs

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Torchwood’s computer systems crash unexpectedly.

Word Count: 1522

Content Notes: Creepy crawlies!

Written For: Challenge 7: Bug at beattheblackdog.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Apologies if the computer stuff doesn’t make sense, I’m not Tosh and I know very little about computers.

( A Few Bugs In The System... )

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: My Room
Current Music: TV

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Entries tagged with humour

Fic: The Best Medicine

Ficlet: Buzzy Day

Fic: Night Alert

Fic: Fixing It

Fic: Mechanical Misunderstanding

Fic: Hey Alarm Clock!

Fic: Transformed

Fic: Ianto Branches Out

Ficlet: With The Fishes

Fic: Pushing Owen’s Buttons

Fic: One Of Those Days

Ficlet: Giving The Talk

Fic: Bounce

Fic: Normal Is Relative

Fic: Abducted

Drabble: Seeking Release

Torchwood/Doctor Who Fic: Pink

Fic: Forever Blowing Bubbles

Ficlet: All Gone

Fic: A Few Bugs In The System

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