Doctor Who Drabble: Urban Nuisance

[badly_knitted]

 


Title: Urban Nuisance
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Tenth Doctor.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 931: ‘Scat’ at dw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Earth has its downsides.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Doctor Who, or the characters.
 


 

The Doctor wasn’t happy. He’d come all this way to save London, and the human race, from another invasion, and this was the thanks he got!

 
As much as he liked earth, one thing that annoyed him was pigeons. Not that they couldn’t sometimes be useful; he’d made use of messenger pigeons himself on a few occasions, but the feral ones were nothing but a nuisance, damaging property and stealing food.
 

“Scat!” He waved his arms at the pigeon perched on top of his TARDIS. It just looked at him, and… Splat!

 
“I knew you were going to do that!”
 

 
The End
 


 
 

Comments

[mrs_sweetpeach]

Pigeons doing what pigeons do.

[badly_knitted]

One of the reasons I have a powerful dislike of pigeons.

Thank you!

[lucy_roman]

Definitely agree with the pigeon hate. They've eaten all the cherries off our cherry trees. Greedy things.

[badly_knitted]

They eat EVERYTHING I put out for the smaller birds. They stuff themselves then sit over the food keeping other birds off until they can eat more. I'm in a constant battle with them, and that's just the woodpigeons. There are feral pigeons nesting under my neighbour's solar panels on their roof.

Thank you!