Doctor Who Drabble: Quick Thinking
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badly_knittedTitle: Quick Thinking
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badly_knittedCharacters: OC, Fifteenth Doctor.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 1029: ‘Outrage’ at
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dw100.Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: The Doctor talks his way out of trouble.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Doctor Who, or the characters.
“This is an outrage!” An officious looking man stalked towards the Doctor, an expression of appalled indignation on his face.
The Doctor whirled to face him. “I know! Look at those draperies! Whatever was the designer thinking? They clash with the décor, and oh, honey, what HAVE they got you wearing? That is just so…. NOT you! It’s criminal!”
The outraged official faltered. “What?”
The Doctor flashed his psychic paper. “I’m the Doctor, I’m here to put some STYLE into this place. Now, don’t you worry a bit. I’ll see to YOU first.” He grinned. “You won’t even recognise yourself!”
The End
The Doctor whirled to face him. “I know! Look at those draperies! Whatever was the designer thinking? They clash with the décor, and oh, honey, what HAVE they got you wearing? That is just so…. NOT you! It’s criminal!”
The outraged official faltered. “What?”
The Doctor flashed his psychic paper. “I’m the Doctor, I’m here to put some STYLE into this place. Now, don’t you worry a bit. I’ll see to YOU first.” He grinned. “You won’t even recognise yourself!”
The End
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Date: 2026-05-26 10:35 pm (UTC)