FAKE Double Drabble: Noisy Visitors
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badly_knittedTitle: Noisy Visitors
Fandom: FAKE
Author:
badly_knittedCharacters: Ryo, Dee, Bikky.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 503: Bicker at
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drabble_zone.Setting: After the manga.
Summary: Ryo has been injured on the job, and all he wants is some peace and quiet.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Double drabble.
Being in hospital with a minor injury was bad enough, there were plenty of places Ryo would much rather be, but the anaesthetic from his surgery hadn’t fully worn off yet, so he was groggy, sleepy, drifting in and out in what might have been relative comfort, if not for all the noise.
It wasn’t even the hospital’s fault, the noise had nothing to do with medical equipment, he wasn’t in any need of beeping monitors, and it wasn’t the fault of nurses, doctors, and orderlies bustling about, doing their jobs. It wasn’t even other patients, since there was no one else in this two-bed room. Well, no other patients.
Cracking his eyes open, he stared blearily at his visitors. “If you two are just gonna stand there bickering, you can both leave and let me sleep,” he grumbled. “Hospitals are s’posed to be quiet.”
“He started it!” Dee muttered. “Givin’ me Hell for not protectin’ you when I wasn’t even there!”
“Then you should’a been there!” Bikky snapped back. “You’re partners!”
“Don’t mean we don’t sometimes haveta work with other people!”
“Both of you just shut up, or I’ll have Nurse Emiry throw you both out on your ears!”
The End
It wasn’t even the hospital’s fault, the noise had nothing to do with medical equipment, he wasn’t in any need of beeping monitors, and it wasn’t the fault of nurses, doctors, and orderlies bustling about, doing their jobs. It wasn’t even other patients, since there was no one else in this two-bed room. Well, no other patients.
Cracking his eyes open, he stared blearily at his visitors. “If you two are just gonna stand there bickering, you can both leave and let me sleep,” he grumbled. “Hospitals are s’posed to be quiet.”
“He started it!” Dee muttered. “Givin’ me Hell for not protectin’ you when I wasn’t even there!”
“Then you should’a been there!” Bikky snapped back. “You’re partners!”
“Don’t mean we don’t sometimes haveta work with other people!”
“Both of you just shut up, or I’ll have Nurse Emiry throw you both out on your ears!”
The End
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Date: 2026-06-02 10:46 pm (UTC)