Doctor Who Drabble: Change Of Heart
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badly_knittedTitle: Change Of Heart
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badly_knittedCharacters: Ninth Doctor, Captain Jack, Rose.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 1030: ‘Malapropism’ at
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dw100.Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack is just being himself.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Doctor Who, or the characters.
“Stop that!” The Doctor glared at Jack.
“What? I’m just being friendly!”
“Well, don’t, especially not here! You’ll get yourself in more trouble that even you can handle.”
“What d’you mean?” Rose eyed the Doctor curiously.
“The people here mate for life, so if you…” The Doctor pointed at Jack, “start getting friendly, you’ll either have one or both halves of a couple out to kill you, or you’ll find yourself married.”
Jack paled. “For life?”
“Yes, and they live for two-hundred years.”
“I’ll stay in the TARDIS. I have no intention of being monotonous.”
“You mean monogamous.”
“Same thing.”
The End
“What? I’m just being friendly!”
“Well, don’t, especially not here! You’ll get yourself in more trouble that even you can handle.”
“What d’you mean?” Rose eyed the Doctor curiously.
“The people here mate for life, so if you…” The Doctor pointed at Jack, “start getting friendly, you’ll either have one or both halves of a couple out to kill you, or you’ll find yourself married.”
Jack paled. “For life?”
“Yes, and they live for two-hundred years.”
“I’ll stay in the TARDIS. I have no intention of being monotonous.”
“You mean monogamous.”
“Same thing.”
The End
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Date: 2026-06-02 10:01 pm (UTC)