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Title: Naming Owen - Sequel to ‘The Name Game’
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Characters: Jack, Ianto.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 412: Super-Heroes at 
tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: It’s Owen’s turn.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Owen’s superhero name was proving difficult to pin down. What could possibly fit Torchwood’s irascible medic?
“Doctor Grumpy,” Jack suggested.
“Sounds more like one of the Seven Dwarfs. How about Medical Man?”
They looked at each other and both shook their heads. “Nah.”
“The Surgeon?” Jack tried.
“Scalpel Man?”
“Doctor Miraculous?”
“Only when he comes to work sober,” Ianto replied, deadpan.
Jack laughed. “Good one!”
“The Xenobiologist?”
“Too much of a mouthful.”
“Doctor Fix It?”
“Sounds like a handyman.”
“Bugger.”
“That might work.”
“That wasn’t a suggestion, Jack!”
“Oh, sorry.”
“Wait, I’ve got it! The Weevil Whisperer!”
Jack laughed. “Perfect!”
TBC in ‘The Last One’
