Fic: Tequila Immortal

 

Title: Tequila Immortal

Author: badly_knitted     

Characters/Pairing: Jack/Ianto

Rating: PG-15

Word Count: 306

Summary: Jack’s in trouble, and he’s dragged Ianto down with him, which means even worse trouble – at least from Jack’s point of view.

Spoilers: None

Warnings: Jack being Jack while drunk.

Written For: mangacrack ‘s comment_fic prompt ‘any, any, (610): You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck’

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood or any of the characters. Which is sad.

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