BtVS Double Drabble - Superhero

[badly_knitted]

 


Title: Superhero
Fandom: BtVS
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Xander, Buffy.
Rating: PG
Written Using: The dw100 prompt Hero.
Setting: Season One.
Summary: Xander sees Buffy as a superhero.
Disclaimer: I don’t own BtVS, or the characters. They belong to the amazing Joss Whedon.
A/N: Double drabble.
 


 
Buffy’s sort of like a superhero, which is so cool, even though she doesn’t wear Spandex, which Xander would totally go for. Not that she isn’t hot in her everyday clothes, because she is, but still, she should have a superhero outfit. Maybe not with a cape, ‘cause that would get in the way when she’s fighting demons and vampires, but maybe a tight top with the image of a stake on the front, a really short skirt, and thigh-length boots. That would be droolworthy.
 

Xander wipes his chin just in case. Buffy probably wouldn’t be interested in a guy who drools; it’s not a good look on anyone. Still, if anyone’s worth drooling over it’s her.
 

She’s so flexible and strong, she could probably take down most superheroes. Not Superman obviously, or not without the help of Kryptonite, but most others… She’d leave ‘em in the dust. Slayer Power!
 

Someone should write a comic book about her. Xander would do it himself, except he sucks at drawing; even his stick figures are pathetic. Only no one’s supposed to know Buffy’s the Slayer, so that’s probably not such a great idea after all. 

 
Maybe he should stick to his fantasies.
 

 
The End