Seriously weird dreams....

 
Okay, so I know I've always been prone to having weird dreams (even when I have flying dreams, I tend to hover a couple of feet above the pavement and just float along because I'm scared of heights), but last night I think my brain completely lost the plot and came up with a dream so completely bonkers I have no idea what possible meaning it could have - in fact, I don't think I even want to know.

Apparently, my doctor had told me I should be eating more trousers, so I was sitting in my living room, munching on the leg of a pair of white trousers, wondering if I could manage to eat the whole pair. o.O

Sometimes, my brain scares me... Maybe I should just leave it in a nice, padded cell where it can't hurt itself.

I blame the weather. Or something.