FAKE Double Drabble: Animal
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badly_knittedTitle: Animal
Fandom: FAKE
Author:
badly_knittedCharacters: Dee, Ryo.
Rating: PG-13
Setting: After the manga.
Summary: Ryo and Dee have a difference of opinion.
Written For: Challenge 483: Amnesty 80 at
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fan_flashworks, using Challenge 474: Animal.Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Double drabble.
“You’re an animal!” Ryo complained, trying to fight off Dee’s wandering hands. “A sex-crazed animal!”
“And that’s a problem because…?” Dee wasn’t even slightly fazed by his lover’s annoyance.
“Because I’m trying to get dressed!”
“Yeah, that’s a bad idea, you should just forget about it. Don’t know why you’re even botherin’. You know clothes just get in the way.”
“I’ve got a whole list of things I need to do today, and I need to be dressed if I’m gonna get any of them done!”
“Chores are still gonna be there later, or tomorrow. Right now, we’ve got your place to ourselves, nobody around to interrupt us, and you wanna waste precious time on chores? You need to get your priorities straight.”
“I thought I was!”
“Nope! Me, work, and chores, that’s the way it oughta be.”
“And where does Bikky come in your list of priorities?”
“Top of your list, but that’s yours and not mine, so I don’t haveta include him.” Dee plucked the shirt from Ryo’s fingers and tossed it across the room with one hand while pulling Ryo down onto the bed with the other.
“Animal!”
“Still not seein’ your problem, babe!”
“You’re my problem!”
The End
“And that’s a problem because…?” Dee wasn’t even slightly fazed by his lover’s annoyance.
“Because I’m trying to get dressed!”
“Yeah, that’s a bad idea, you should just forget about it. Don’t know why you’re even botherin’. You know clothes just get in the way.”
“I’ve got a whole list of things I need to do today, and I need to be dressed if I’m gonna get any of them done!”
“Chores are still gonna be there later, or tomorrow. Right now, we’ve got your place to ourselves, nobody around to interrupt us, and you wanna waste precious time on chores? You need to get your priorities straight.”
“I thought I was!”
“Nope! Me, work, and chores, that’s the way it oughta be.”
“And where does Bikky come in your list of priorities?”
“Top of your list, but that’s yours and not mine, so I don’t haveta include him.” Dee plucked the shirt from Ryo’s fingers and tossed it across the room with one hand while pulling Ryo down onto the bed with the other.
“Animal!”
“Still not seein’ your problem, babe!”
“You’re my problem!”
The End
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Date: 2025-07-15 11:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2025-07-16 10:12 am (UTC)Thank you!