Double Drabble: Another Scheme
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badly_knittedTitle: Another Scheme
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badly_knittedCharacters: Tosh, Jack, Ianto.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 913: Hatch, at
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torchwood100.Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Someone is trying to use Torchwood to make money.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble.
“Jack?” Tosh poked her head into Jack’s office, looking a bit concerned about something, but not sure if it warranted disturbing her boss when he was actually getting on with the paperwork Ianto had told him to do.
For Jack, it was like being saved from a fate worse than death, which was probably not going to win him any points with his lover. Still, he pushed aside the manila folder he had open in front of him, welcoming the distraction. “What is it, Tosh?”
“I’m not sure if it’s anything to worry about, but you know that I have certain words flagged on a continually running internet search? Anyway, I just came across a site online that claims to be selling…” She bit her lip. “Official Torchwood memorabilia.”
“Official?” Jack raised his eyebrows. “Memorabilia? What sort of memorabilia?”
“I don’t know yet, you have to supply an email address, then they send you a price list.”
“And have you?”
“A few minutes ago. I just thought maybe you might want to look through it when it arrives.”
Ianto appeared behind Tosh. “What’s the betting this is the latest get rich quick scheme hatched by our old friend Bernie Harris?”
The End
For Jack, it was like being saved from a fate worse than death, which was probably not going to win him any points with his lover. Still, he pushed aside the manila folder he had open in front of him, welcoming the distraction. “What is it, Tosh?”
“I’m not sure if it’s anything to worry about, but you know that I have certain words flagged on a continually running internet search? Anyway, I just came across a site online that claims to be selling…” She bit her lip. “Official Torchwood memorabilia.”
“Official?” Jack raised his eyebrows. “Memorabilia? What sort of memorabilia?”
“I don’t know yet, you have to supply an email address, then they send you a price list.”
“And have you?”
“A few minutes ago. I just thought maybe you might want to look through it when it arrives.”
Ianto appeared behind Tosh. “What’s the betting this is the latest get rich quick scheme hatched by our old friend Bernie Harris?”
The End
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Date: 2026-04-15 11:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2026-04-16 10:25 am (UTC)Thank you!