Drabble: Phone Error

[badly_knitted]

 

Title: Phone Error

Author: badly_knitted     

Characters: Ianto, mentions Jack and someone else.

Rating: PG

Written For: Challenge 312 – Awkward Moments at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto is losing his patience with Jack…

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

With Jack away in London, Ianto had thought the several hundred miles between them would allow him to get through some of the filing that had piled up. He’d been sadly mistaken.

He’d made good progress at first, but then the phone calls started. Jack was bored, and when he was bored he got horny. Repeated phone calls from a horny Jack were not conducive to getting work done, so when his phone rang yet again, Ianto snatched it up without checking caller id.

“No, Jack, we are not having phone sex!” He blanched. “Your Majesty, I’m most dreadfully sorry…”

The End

Comments

[hab318princess]

she's got 4 kids... and she knows Jack... that won't be a surprise to her - *giggles* brilliant

[badly_knitted]

True, but that doesn't stop Ianto feeling mortified by saying that to the Queen of England, lol! He just wants to hide in a nice dark hole somewhere until he stops blushing!

Thank you!